Is it possible for males to have the "bitchy" symptoms that girls often attribute to PMS? My answer is: Y.E.S.
Ok, so really I think this was just my clever way of bitching about nothing in particular. I am just having one of those days where every little thing seems to annoy me. Especially things that I attempt to tolerate on a daily basis.
1. One example is this red-headed girl that always ends up in one of my classes each semester. She is short, a 3rd year, and is your typical UVA know-it-all. She insists on using that TONE of voice.. you know the one I'm talking about, where every sentence begins with "yeah, but I feel like...". A word to the wise: (which really is not her so why bother?) STOP talking if you only have nonsense to spew. kthnxdie
2. Cyclists: I purposely chose to say "cyclists" instead of "bikers" because cyclists sounds more annoying and we all know that these people are the most annoying people on grounds. Please stop assuming control of the road and ignoring all rules of the road simultaneously. I really enjoy having the right of way and you always steal it from me.
3. Lecture Questioners: PLEASE go to office hours. PLEASE.
4. Water fountain guzzlers: you are gross. And yes, you are noticed from a distance.
Ok, I made up that last one! Only because I know I am being THAT absurd. Mostly, I just wanted to bitch about that one annoying red-headed girl. More than likely, she embodies all three of the things I mentioned.
Props today go to me. Go me!
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I am a cyclist. I enjoy abusing the rules of the road and terrorizing pedestrians all in a 5 minute bike ride to class. You're welcome.
ReplyDeleteYou're such a persuasive writer. I hate that red-headed girl now too because of this journal entry :)
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