embarrassment followed by cute

Ok, so today has been absurd and I MUST share how embarrassing my life can sometimes become. Side note: All of this is funny and I found all of it quite amusing as it was happening... well except for the last part. That I sorta felt bad about.
1. So, I've been dreaming in succession for the past few nights. My dreams have been quite realistic and frequent! And last night, I had a dream that my friend Leslie, AKA Cookie Monster, was my mentor for Comm School and that she had this absurd high-pitched voice! Now, the reason I called her Cookie Monster is because she and I are counselors for a camp for kids whose family member have/had cancer. My "camp name" is Face. Its awesome and I will probably be posting about it at a later date! Anyway, for some reason I didn't have her number to text her about this dream, so I texted my friend Danielle. Long story short, Danielle transposed some numbers and I end up texting "Cookie Monster" that "Face" had a dream about her where she was my high-pitch mentor...needless to say the person that I texted was freaked out. AND HER RESPONSE WAS THIS: "you got the wrong damn #!!!!!! Jacqui <3" hahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I almost died! And really, the only person who can understand why I almost died is Desire, but I promise there is NO getting into why.
2. Tuesdays are my easy days because I only have 2 classes and I have time to do the reading for one in between the time lapse in between the 2 classes...there has to be a better way of putting that sentence but I never promised eloquence. Anyway, I went to Alderman and got a spot at the side bar, with the high chairs. I LOVE this spot for working/reading and drinking coffee. This story will include a shout out to my boyfriend, Jon, and one of my best friend's, Desire, because the WHOLE reason this happened was because of THIS: Both of the people aforementioned HATE when people fill coffee up too high and leave too little room for cream. Now I on the other hand would rather have MORE coffee and have less room for cream. BUT THIS TIME it was ridiculous. I had NO room for creme and OF COURSE I put some in anyway, refusing to dump any out. So the coffee was filled to the brim! And with coffee this full, I decided to drink it for a while with the top off...my thought process was that it would easily burn my mouth if I had to drink it out of that little hole on the lid. Anyway, I began to drink my coffee and realized that nature was calling and had dialed #2, so I set the lid on top of the coffee so it wouldn't lose too much heat in my absence. Came back and, yes you guessed it, picked it up and DUMPED it all over myself! First off, it burned like a bitch, but SECOND, the guy next to me turned to the side as I was freaking out to say THIS: "I would put some water on that as soon as possible"... THANK YOU smart ass, but I think I am going to run home and take care of this. WHAT was he thinking? Don't speak to me in this state of embarrassment! Especially just to give offer valueless advice. Go back to your ineffectual attempt at life, thanks.
3. As I rushed off to the bus for home (by the way, I was wearing light yellow shorts and a white shirt, FML) I literally made it in JUST enough time to WIZ around and cut in front of this line of people who seemed to be moving at the speed of a snail (remember: this is what was going through my head at the time and I have since repented for my thoughts). Anyway, I finally butt all of these people and get on the bus first! Come to find out, all the people I had cut in front on and disturbed were all mentally handicapped... even better, they were out and about enjoying the day with a UVA student volunteering their time to show them around. SO glad I was part of their interaction today.
BUT, like my title says, embarrassing DID reverse to cute. Jon and I met for lunch today and had a splendid time! We chatted for about an hour over lunch, discussing our families and coming out and how much we liked each other =). We also talked about what we wanted to do when we were rich and old... and then realized we never really want to be old... hahaha! But still, it was a great lunch and definitely made up for some of the FREAK encounters from today! That boy makes me so, so, so happy all the time! xoxo, babe!
And last but not least, I have to give it to my best friend, Emily. She is the ONLY person I know to have the worst luck in the WHOLE world BUT WITH the SAME things OVER AND OVER AND OVER again!
1. Cameras
2. Phones
3. Leg scrapes
4. School admission offices
5. Stalkers
6. Strep Throat
And TODAY was yet ANOTHER instance of leg scrape bad luck! Our dog, yes I did just refer to him as our (he is hers, but I am getting attached), Colby, escaped from our backyard AGAIN this morning! And in her rage and attempt to catch him, she stepped on a thorny branch and it popped up and scraped up her leg! I cannot help but laugh because it just seems like this stuff is always happening to her!

Anyway, that was todayyyy! OH, my friend at Semester at sea, Briana, was on GCHAT today and I got to catch up with her! SO exciting! Ok, more to come on HER later!

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