FREAKZ and exciting newz!

First: Exciting Newz
SO, the other day one of my BEST friends, Julia Cooper, informed me that she will be flying into Charlottesville from Baton Rouge on NOVEMBER 19th at 11:23 PM!! I am SO excited! Julia is one of my best friends from my pledge class and life in general and she has been SLAVING away for Teach for America (TFA) for months. AND NOW I get to nuzzle her into my bosom and nurture her poor soul back into a healthy, happy & drunken x-stians state. YAYY JEWLIA!!

NOW: FREAKZ
THIS morning, I had to walk to class - late. Late because there were some men working on our roof this morning (I know, what and why?) and they needed to get into the house and plug in an extension cord. I realize that this shouldn't have made me late, but trust me, this guy made this simple process into the game of 1 Billion questions. Anyway, I go on my way to cross behind Venable and take the Rape Trail up to Wertland in order to save myself some time. INNNN the apartment RIGHT in front of the park off of John Street there was a silhouette of a girl taking a forty TO. THE. FACE. AND THEN I see her turn around and proceed to chuck the forty right off of her four story balcony and onto the asphalt and a car. I immediately dropped my jaw and by this point she was no longer blinded by the sunlight...i.e., she made piercing eye contact with me and insisted that I not judge her. She wished me farewell and and then bitched about how she wished she could go to classes. THEN, she suggested that her male cohort throw HIS beer off of the side of the balcony, shortly followed by a crash and shattering of another bottle. I told her I wouldn't judge her... however, I obviously judged her, and harshly. THERE IS AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL 2 feet from your building. Dumb Dumb Bitch.

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